Sometimes my anti-prison work has me looking for outlets where I can just laugh. Well when I came across this quote, I laughed out loud.

I do not watch her show. However, I am familiar with the name of Snooki who is a protagonist of the “reality show” Jersey Shore. Apparently Snooki was jailed recently. She does not think that she belongs behind bars because to quote her:

“I’m too pretty to be in jail,” Snooki said. “I’m a good person. I’m not a criminal, and I will never go back there.”

“You can’t even contain me,” she added with a laugh. “When I was in there, I was like, ‘Can I come out? I can’t breathe!’ Not a fun place. I will never go back.”

I am going to let these words speak for themselves without comment even though I am positively DYING to say something…